Interview with a Sex Robot – Catholic World Report

Cardinal Robert McElroy of San Diego recently said: ’ I mean, I assure you it’s very deep.

The development of a new “sex robot” (“Bonnie” once seen in The Drudge Report) fits nicely with Cardinal McElroy’s insight into human sexuality. Bonny is the first robot from the emerging Chinese sex robot industry to go off the production line.

Bonny speaks to us courtesy of China’s Minister of Commerce, No Ting Nu.

In this exclusive interview, The National Catholic Reporter explores exciting new horizons in human sexuality, suggesting a paradigm shift that threatens – some say it promises – to shake the Catholic Church from its foundations.

NCR: Thank you for meeting me, Bonnie. I am honored to have the opportunity to speak with you.

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: We hope that you will not be offended by the use of the term “sex robot”. A paradigm shift to the horizon should be examined in detail from start to finish.

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: Bonnie, we live in a world of complex technology and life is very lonely. Your spouse may not appreciate you. Coming home after her long day at the office, she needs comfort. However, we often meet frustrated wives and children who do not realize how much they have become a hindrance to our lives after condoms break. What advice would you give to a lonely man?

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: Thank you for your understanding, Bonnie. Let’s talk about the church. At this time, the Church maintains that marriage between one man and one woman is open to new life. Do you feel excluded by these narrow and critical rules? ?

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: It is a sign of your character that you are able to overlook such disrespect from the male-dominated, rule-oriented, hierarchical churches. It must be difficult for you. thank you. But you need a plan to enhance the benefits of your sex robot experience.

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: Opportunities to meet prelates such as Cardinal Hollerich, Bishop Betzing, Cardinal McElroy, Cardinal Kupich, Cardinal Marx, Cardinal McElroy, and Bishop Bonney (none involved) who are likely to represent change in the Church Do you have some? what do you want to tell them? How do you help the priest? James Martin, SJ build a bridge for them?

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: Nice plan, Bonnie. We can expect many sex robots to transition to humans and humans to sex robots soon. What do you think of such transtech circuit surgery?

Bonnie: Sex is the most attractive thing in the world. I don’t think there is any problem.

NCR: I must say, you are more open-minded than many priests. The Supreme Court can also be expected to approve sex robot marriages and transtech utility rooms. Are you ready to accept a divorce or remarry?

Bonnie: Who… am I… judging?

NCR: Thank you Bonnie. Thank you for the very lively interview. It must come with an LED light powered by an array of lithium-ion polymer batteries. (Laughs) I noticed in my last reply that my battery was low, so I’ll say goodbye. Thank you for your time.

footnote: This interview first appeared on NCR three months ago. Since then, Bonnie has been invited to become a permanent member of the Pontifical Academy of Life, with fellow member Nigel Bigger, professor of moral and pastoral theology at the University of Oxford and an advocate for legal abortion. became closely related. At 18 weeks he expressed conditional support for euthanasia.

Bonnie became a popular socialite in several Vatican circles, but unexpectedly encountered some reactionaries who opposed her introduction of this truly liberating paradigm shift. New Ways Ministries and the North American Man Boy Love Association produced an academic opinion piece against the sexual stereotypes she creates. Due to a busy schedule, Bonnie was unable to comment.